Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.