Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.