Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.