Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.