What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat