What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.