Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.