Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables?

Asparagi!

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.