Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.