How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.