How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What color is ice?

Hielo.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.