What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!