What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus