What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.