What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies