What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*