What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.