What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!