How is she now ?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped