Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Cancer
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Quit being nosey.
Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
Dear Reader"
