What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Bean working very hard today !

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They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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We'll have to rehearse that."

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Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.