How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!