How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.