What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What do you call a stabilizing greek?

A.... GYROScope

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.