What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind