What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What do you call a Greek arsonist?

A

What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish?

Spanakopita

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What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.