When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.