How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.