How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.