How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.