How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !