How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.