How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.