How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade