Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this