What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

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the steaks were too high.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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Got milk

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Because the cow has the utter.

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

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