What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Crucifixion Jokes More Crucifixion Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years