What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park