What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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Eighth Jokes More Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.