What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What's worse than lime?

Sublime.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.