What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.