Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...