Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
It ran to the unstable.
He's really good at swatting.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
Wok it off! Wok it off!
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.
