When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

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So they don't have hairballs!

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Because he didn't have the balls!

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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Player: I finished it in three days !

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Full Marx

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The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!