Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

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DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.