What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!