What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!