Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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In A minor.

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Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls