Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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They both like girls

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A 100$ bill

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That he only has a 6 inch.

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I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!