Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.