Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.