Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires