Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.