What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre