What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.