Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.