Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

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Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.