Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!