Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!