Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.