What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.