Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich