Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes More Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich