Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes More Grill Cheese Sandwich Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?