What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.