What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich