What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.