What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!