How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.