Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.