Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.