What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.