What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.