What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!