mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
I don't know." **shrugs*
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
Wow, such empty
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Because they never speak up.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.