Because they never speak up.
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Tough getting by these days .
Because they can't get past "the wall".
They don't have a say in anything!
Because actions speak louder than words.
mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
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Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Elf and safety
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
The first words are, " Jose can you see "
Neighbor
They both benefit America!
Well, the flag is a big plus.
Because people are dying to get in.
A frog if you throw it hard enough...
A tents atmosphere
The door.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.