Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.