Because they never speak up.
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Because actions speak louder than words.
They both benefit America!
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.