What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.