How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

Workplace Jokes More Workplace Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.