Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.