Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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How do you get info from a french dude?

You est-ce que question

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.