What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through the chest plate.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe