How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.