How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!