How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5?

because 5 8 13!

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!