How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.