4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
Their owner.
A dog has a better understanding of no.
Because it doesn't even lift.
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
Because they "can't even."
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.